The Tale of Megan vs Evil

Once upon a time, there existed a land of immeasurable awesomeness. MNGN Peeps, it was called. All in the land were peeps of great measure, who spent their days playing games of epicly awesome proportions.
In the land there lived a maiden called Megan the Fox. She was the hawtest maiden in the land, drawing the love and admiration of all around her.
Except one.
In this land of intensely righteous epicness, lived another. He was called "the Rob", among other things. The Rob spent his days "helping" people and trash talking Megan the Fox. He was also a racist (he hated hispanics). Others in the land tried to defend Megan against the Rob's vicious attacks, but their compassion for Megan only fueled the Rob's hate.
Megan's closest friends, JC the Ice, and the Pambulance, spent many days defending Megan against the Rob, but all knew what had to be done; Megan would have to face the Rob in armed combat. The place was picked and the date set, Megan the Fox's chance to silence her arch nemesis was at hand.
The day arrived and all came to witness what was sure to be the most baddest ass battle ever. The Rob scowled at Megan as he reveled in the situation that lay before him: he would finally be able to rid the land of Megan the Fox and what he believed to be the worst skills ever. He had this, there was no way he would lose to Megan the Fox. What did she know of battle? All she knew how to do was look hawt and spout catchy one-liners. No, he would have victory this day.
The announcer called both into the arena. Megan the Fox and Rob the Hater faced each other as the bell rang, shit just got real. The Rob came at Megan with a flurry of attacks, but to his astonishment, Megan dodged them all effortlessly. Megan retaliated, her attacks were so strong, her movement so fast and graceful, the Rob was paralyzed by Megan's presence and unable to defend himself against the ensuing onslaught.
Megan the Fox unleashed a barrage of attacks so swift that they appeared as a blur to all watching; the very land beneath their feet trembled with the impact of each blow dealt by Megan. The Rob tried to stand strong, even in the face of a near unstoppable force. But the burden was too heavy and his reflexes too slow. He fell before her feet like a weak kneed, slobbering fanboy, begging for a chance to bask in her glow.
He begged Megan the Fox for mercy where he had shown none, and Megan was merciful. She allowed the Rob to keep his life and stay in the land - as her personal man servant. The Rob spent the remainder of his days thanking Megan the Fox for her mercy and the chance to serve her. He knew there was no way for him to repay his sin of being a hater, but he would spend every day trying, for he served Megan the Fox now, and that was the greatest gift he could ask for.
The battle between Megan and evil was finished, and all rejoiced, for evil had been vanquished from the land.

The End